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Wouldn't you think that someone who was a professional technical writer, somebody pulling down the big bucks, would take it upon themselves, nay, even take pride in, being proficient enough in their craft to know the basics of punctuation? Wouldn't you? I mean, I'm not talking about some kind of tech-writing stunt ape (cue Katcheturian's Sabre Dance - "Look, ladies and gentlemen, he's turning out docs at an astounding rate, I've never seen anything like it!"), but an actual working professional. Why bother when there's tech editors, right? Oy.
I'm back. I'll be saying things. Sometime real soon now.
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Why is it that people revere and love the (jive) image of the Native American elder teaching life lessons to children via stories about Brother Bear, and have an extremely negative freakout about Uncle Remus, the (jive) image of an African American elder teaching life lessons to children via stories about Brer Bear? |
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People, there is no such word as obligated. I'm tired of hearing it, so everyone cut it out. If you have an obligation, you are obliged to fulfill it. Similarly, the word administrated doesn't exist either. I know this is a bit like debunking the Easter Bunny for some of you, but you had to grow up and learn sooner or later. If you are part of an administration, you administer something. |
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Check out Li and Lu Medeiros, AKA the Botero Sisters, in this article from the Las Vegas Review Journal. They're featured in a new Cirque du Soleil show, "Zumanity". To quote: If you've seen the show, you know who they are: The zaftig Brazilian women with fuschia hair piled high on their heads, attired in revealing bondage outfits, suggestively serving strawberries to audience members. Yowza! They're not only very big and very gorgeous, but they're 12th-generation circus performers, and they've been performing as acrobats, jugglers, and dancers since the age of about 9 in their native Brazil. AND, I give them props for having all the balls in the world, for appearing in those outfits alongside more usual Cirque du Soleil-type skinny people! To quote the article again: "The concept, the women say, is crystal clear. Be confident, sensual, bold and above all, show the audience that fat women are sexual, too. 'It doesn't matter what shape or size you are,' Li, 33, says through an interpreter. 'Fat women should not be self-conscious.' 'You don't have to be Miss Universe to be beautiful. Big women can feel sensual with what they have,' says Lu, 31. Couldn't have said it better myself. Rock on, ladies; the world's a sparklier place with you in it. Here's another article in French, with a different and larger picture. Also, you can visit their own homepage, written in Portuguese, I think. |
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I was toodling around on the TiVo late last night, and I happened on a commercial for a special show this weekend on TVLand, purveyors extraordinaire of vintage TV (or at least my favorite station for watching old sitcoms). The show features the "best" of the network's website. Which features the shows on TVLand. At this point, my head exploded. |
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Here's a dumbass word: "guesswork". Guessing isn't work. Guessing is what you do when you don't want to work - finding out is work. "Hmmm, how long should I bake this? I could get out the cookbook and look it up, but naaahhh, I think maybe 20 minutes will do it..." Another one is "guesstimate". All estimates are guesses; some are more or less accurate, or based on more or less actual information, that's all. |